Advice from John

Here are some proverbs, advice, and observations from John. Check back here as I will add more observations as warranted.

1. Girls can't stay mad at boys who are handsome.

2. You should not run right after drinking soda pop because then you won't feel so good.

3. Never eat cheese that isn't cold because it tastes like spiders, and believe me you don't want to have spiders in your mouth.

4. Never, ever, ever play video games too much. It justs makes your eyes hurt and blink and blink.

5. When my hair stays standing up, it is like a star fish. You see, a star fish gets caught in nets. The starfish doesn't mean to do it; it just happens. My hair doesn't mean to stand up; it just happens.